2 definitions by Dani the definer

sexy lumberjack

Middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. Super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. Smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.

Damn, who's that guy?
That's my new man, that's my sexy lumberjack.

by Dani the definer November 24, 2017

Suhlurg

The way in which a snail moves and maneuvers in life.

The snail suhlurgs down the log. Look how slow that snail is suhlurging on the driveway! The snail suhlurged across the mossy rock.

by Dani the definer September 11, 2018