Definitions by Dani the definer

Suhlurg 

The way in which a snail moves and maneuvers in life.

The snail suhlurgs down the log. Look how slow that snail is suhlurging on the driveway! The snail suhlurged across the mossy rock.

Suhlurg by Dani the definer September 11, 2018

sexy lumberjack 

Middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. Super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. Smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.

Damn, who's that guy?
That's my new man, that's my sexy lumberjack.

sexy lumberjack by Dani the definer November 24, 2017