1 definition by Danglyhairfollicles
Maxx is a sexy ball of pepperoni, though they can be quiet and not quiet most Maxx’s have a secret, they are a vampire in the hamster wheel of love and can make you smile even in the most sad situations! Do you ever get your toes stuck in a pickle? Maxx is there to save the day with they’re dashing smile and juicy buttocks! So at the end of the day if you find a Maxx make sure to lock them in a jar under your sink, making sure to feed it every two days.
Person 1: Dude I like think I fell in love with this person!
Person 2: Woah is their name Maxx? I bet it is!
Person 2: Woah is their name Maxx? I bet it is!
by Danglyhairfollicles February 13, 2022