Dan Neubelt's definitions

mid-day stretch

When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.

"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."

by Dan Neubelt May 24, 2007