Definitions by Dan D. Lyons

Peeping Tom 

Pretty much a window fan.

Bob's a peeping tom, he loves looking through those windows.

Peeping Tom by Dan D. Lyons June 19, 2008

defenseagerness 

Eagerness to defend oneself against trivial events.

Johnny's defenseagerness causes him to get a knife when the doorbell rings.

defenseagerness by Dan D. Lyons June 5, 2008