Dan D. Lyons's definitions

Peeping Tom

Pretty much a window fan.

Bob's a peeping tom, he loves looking through those windows.

by Dan D. Lyons June 19, 2008

defenseagerness

Eagerness to defend oneself against trivial events.

Johnny's defenseagerness causes him to get a knife when the doorbell rings.

by Dan D. Lyons June 5, 2008