Dan Costello's definitions

Bean Tree

The bean tree can be seen at its full growth usually during the morning hours when first awaken. Previously known as the morning wood the been tree has an elongaded shaft and a bushy ball like foleage. The bean tree has been known to give mushroom tatoos and if the wind is just right a cock tap or two.

Why in gods name did you just kick me in the "bean tree."

Wood has a little "Bean Tree!"

There are four "been trees" in essex place 108

by Dan Costello March 15, 2005