Dallas Carmichael's definitions
Alternative title for a porn director. A Cumpire operates as an umpire would in sport, but they judge and officiate sex scenes, usually involving athletic environments and situations such as locker rooms, gym equipment, bleachers, water cooler, etc.
"I dunno, this porn's not really doing it for me."
"I know right? What was the cumpire thinking, making that call for the cheerleader and the jock?"
"I know right? What was the cumpire thinking, making that call for the cheerleader and the jock?"
by Dallas Carmichael January 25, 2020
Get the Cumpiremug.