Definitions by Dakota Dick
Captain Kirk
The act of defecating inside a girl's mouth. Named for Captain Kirk, a character played by William Shatner on the TV series "Star Trek."
"...and then I gave her the Captain Kirk..."
"Wait, what does that mean?"
"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"
"Wait, what does that mean?"
"You know, she opened her mouth and then I Shatner!"
Captain Kirk by Dakota Dick April 28, 2010