A glitter fart

Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from

Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf