Definitions by Daddy Col
Well
A humorous rating system used to express how attractive someone is without actually giving a number. Instead of saying "she's a 7" or "she's a 10," you respond with a drawn-out "well..." The longer and more dramatic the "well," the higher the rating.
Scale examples:
3/10: "weell"
5/10: "wwwweeeeellllll"
8/10: "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllll"
10/10 (Kettle Boil): "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll"
Verb: to well (someone)
Scale examples:
3/10: "weell"
5/10: "wwwweeeeellllll"
8/10: "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllll"
10/10 (Kettle Boil): "wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll"
Verb: to well (someone)
Colin saw a girl walk into the café and immediately let out a
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll."
Everyone present agreed that Colin had just performed a full kettle boil.
Usage:
"What do you think of her?"
"Mate... wwwwwwweeeeeeeellllllllll."
"Right, so you'd rag it?."
"Well, yeah"
Kettle Boil: The highest possible well. Reserved for sightings so rare that normal speech is no longer sufficient. 🚨🫖
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll."
Everyone present agreed that Colin had just performed a full kettle boil.
Usage:
"What do you think of her?"
"Mate... wwwwwwweeeeeeeellllllllll."
"Right, so you'd rag it?."
"Well, yeah"
Kettle Boil: The highest possible well. Reserved for sightings so rare that normal speech is no longer sufficient. 🚨🫖