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An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
by Da Mistress December 7, 2020
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I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
by Da Mistress December 7, 2020
Get the Uber Eater mug.A guy who tells his wife he is out delivering food for Door Dash but is actually delivering his seed to multiple women and just using food delivery as his cover.
That boy thinks he’s going to door dash me tonight? Nah, I’m not into his cheating ways. Not playing with a door dasher. He needs actually deliver some food then go home to wifey or door dash some other chick for his booty call.
by Da Mistress December 7, 2020
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