Definitions by DR. POPPENSTEIN

Vert 

A generic term for any sort of sexual deviant- The same as pervert.

"Lock up your (Cabotages) that man is a vert."

"All this hanging around outside the school, i feel like a vert.

Vert by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Shanter 

This is a description of a situation.
"thats a shanter"- shanter being a term of emapthy concerning
someones extreme misfortune.

"im sorry to hear about that, its a real shanter"

"thats a pure shanter"

Shanter by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006