2 definition by DAVID SEXY MAN

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HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.
OMG. MUM I HAVE A NO DICK DAVID!!!!
by DAVID SEXY MAN July 23, 2019

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by DAVID SEXY MAN December 14, 2019

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