Definitions by D. Lishus Thigh

Tanks 

Testicles; balls; nuts; nards

George: Man, I haven’t gotten laid in a week. My tanks are gettin’ full.
Dave: Better go rub one out and empty those bad boys.

Tanks by D. Lishus Thigh January 1, 2021

grape smuggler 

A man in a Speedo.

Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

grape smuggler by D. Lishus Thigh April 2, 2010