1 definition by D-daddy shizzz (spiderman)

A hefty, excessive in length serpent posessing one red eye, which typically lives in the trousers of a caucasian manbeast, when excited it tends to spew gargantuan amounts of vanilla milkshakes
Dude 1: I've been looking for something to worship
Dude 2: Dude, me too!
Daniel: Well gentlemen feast your eyes as I uncage the beast
Dude 1 & 2: (kneeling) All hail the Albino Rhino!
by D-daddy shizzz (spiderman) November 6, 2010
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