D McMoney's definitions

Western Australia

When God was making Australia, he started with the eastern side. After creating all of it's wonders, be couldn't be bothered making the western half, so he put a desert there and filled it with a heap of obnoxious, self-absorbed pricks.

"Would you like to come to Western Australia with me?

"No, I would prefer choke to death, thank you".

by D McMoney December 29, 2011