Definitions by D Jack
arlander
A cool ass young nigga go chasing a bag trying to get rich to put his people on great in bed and one nigga you wouldn’t want to fuck Loyal and loving be like arlander
Mattamortis
Mattamortis - a subjective sensation of feeling tired and unmotivated to work out at Shocker Fitness. Accompanied by muscle and body fatique. This condition usually affects the early morning session but has been know to infiltrate other sessions of Shcoker Fitness. Because of its subjectivity it is not a term that can be used in medicine.
Missing 8 of the 10 weeks of Shocker fitness due to Snoop Dog Concerts, Vegas trips, Shocker basketball games and varius other late night activities is a condition of Mattamortis.
Mattamortis by D Jack February 28, 2011