Definitions by Cyrus Metcalf

Laprocite 

a supposedly mythical symbiotic single celled organism residing in the lungs. usually seen after eating large doses of psilosybin mushrooms, and coughing. commonly mistaken for phlegm

"dude, I just coughed something up, I think it's a laprocite trying to escape."

Laprocite by Cyrus Metcalf May 13, 2006