Spam Blocker - The name given to any small rodent used in the art of bum love
"I can't seem to shake my Spam Blocker out"
"I completely forgot to remove my Spam Blocker and it just fell out in the toilet"
"I think i'm going to need a bigger tube for my Spam Blocker"
“My boyfriend borrowed my Spam Blocker last night and nearly suffocated the poor thing”