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Ricardo Alexandre, known by his aliases: VoidInBlock, Crystal, and Crystalium, is a Portugese terrorist currently convicted for sexual assault and child sex trafficking. A devout infidel, he rejects the idea of religion as a whole. He is known for having gay sexual intercourse with a man named USL and acts as his puppet, but it is well known he used to have gay sex with Dan as well. He is wanted in several countries for war crimes, including but not limited to: The Russian Federation, the State of Israel, and Nigeria. It has been confirmed that Ricardo Alexandre has connections with terrorist organizations such as The Kosovo Liberation Army, The New Jersey Gay-Lesbian-Bisexual-Transgender Alliance, Al Qaeda, and Mossad. He also has a mental disorder of schizophrenia due to his fantasies of running a fictional empire with numerous galaxies with himself as the sole ruler. If you come across Ricardo Alexandre, call the authorities immediately and do the sign of the cross and he will refrain from fucking your children tonight although this is not guaranteed.
Hey have you heard of Ricardo Alexandre? He's such a pedophile and he might fuck my children!
by Cum stains on the wall September 17, 2023
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Dream is a Minecraft content creator and terrorist who denies allegations that he groomed young children online in social media, he has engaged in numerous sexual activities with mostly children at the age of 10. It is rumored he is under the FBI watchlist and is currently being investigated by the CIA due to his threat to the federal government. Reports claimed he was a former Emir of Al Qaeda but subsequently removed due to his pedophilic actions, another report stated Dream was a member of Mossad but was dismissed after saying "Heil Hitler!". Dream is currently wanted by warlords in Africa and has a cell block in Nigeria reserved for his capture, he has groomed atleast 500 children mostly in Eastern europe and the Caucasian region. If you come across Dream, call the authorities immediately so he will refrain from raping your children tonight.
Pedophile: I've atleast groomed 20 children!

Dream: Rookie numbers I'm afraid
by Cum stains on the wall December 27, 2022
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