Crunchiest breakfast 's definitions

Branklin

A rude ass bibba. Basic hipster boi. Drinks coffee in the afternoon. Like fan art and hentai. Biggest dummy you’ll ever meet. Has uwu energy. But after all of that you’ll still eat his ass.

That ain’t no e-boy it’s a branklin

by Crunchiest breakfast March 2, 2019

Pythons

Another word for the gayest blow job.

Branklin has the best pythons. I know dog. Imma get one a phython right now!

by Crunchiest breakfast May 29, 2019