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pflaume

German slang for "cunt".

Translates literally to "plum."

Woman: You speak German? Teach me something!
Man: Zieg mir diene pflaume.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: Hello, Sunshine.

by Crumpets July 19, 2009

Friend dumped

Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.

Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.

by Crumpets February 21, 2022