1 definition by Crotch Scrotuzzle

When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.
Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid
by Crotch Scrotuzzle April 28, 2011
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