Definitions by Crispus Attucks

us army 

Still the best alternative to jail time when offered in a court of law.

OK Mom, sure I could get killed in Iraq, but then we all die anyway, right? You want I should do a year in Rykers Island or Attica? At least in the US Army I'll die with dignity. Besides Ma, the food might even be better.

us army by Crispus Attucks October 13, 2005