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Jake
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A jake is
usually
a
bit of a
nonce, likes
to shit on
any surface and likes to talk about sex
That dude
wouldn't
stop talking
about kids
Yeah he's
a jake
Jake
by
Creampie mpie nonce
January 20, 2019
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