Definitions by Craptain Lou Abalone

Patty dick 

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

Patty dick by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008