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Definitions by Cranham
Slap Jortz
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To perform
extraordinary
acts of human ability but only in the
presence
of
unattractive
members of the opposite sex.
“Did you just backflip in
front
of that
uggo
? That
slap
Jortz!”
Slap Jortz
by
Cranham
February 10, 2023
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