Definitions by Cranberry Applehead

bacon pony

a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!

person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!

bacon pony by Cranberry Applehead November 12, 2010