Craigsfat 's definitions

Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.

Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”

by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

Caravan creep

This insult is usually aimed at gypsy’s who have a history of touching children or just women who don’t want it.

Josh- “fuck off craig”
Craig- “fuck off you caravan creep”

by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

Trench head

This is an insult aimed at people who get a stupid fucking line in their head when they go for a haircut. This insult is usually aimed at fat people who think they’re road but they’re just fat.

Will- “my new haircut looks sick”
George- “fuck off you fat trench head”

by Craigsfat May 9, 2021