1 definition by Craig ish funnaay

Coquitlam

A Victorian sexual act, as decreed by Craig Ferguson

'I say Lord Percy, did you perform Coquitlam?'

'Yes I did, and let me just say that Lady Foxingtonworthy will never be the same again.'

'And the type of Coquitlam...was it Port Coquitlam, or starboard Coquitlam?'

'Oh, always starboard.'

'Well, port out, starboard home.'

- Craig Ferguson LMAO

by Craig ish funnaay December 19, 2009