Definitions by Craig Pottorf

Shitty Bacon 

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.

I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!

Shitty Bacon by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007