Craig

A wretched sight of a woman. You only shag these absolute whales when your balls are as blue as the ocean and you’ve ran out hope.

A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.

“that bird i shagged last night was a proper craig but it had to be done”

by Craig Luvr March 30, 2022