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placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"

"No, that's just the placenta."
by Cracked.com author September 26, 2008
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