CrackHead K's definitions

Wax cheese people

People that buy organic foods, put babybeel cheese in their children’s lunches, and often wear Keen sandals or Chacos. They shop at Whole Foods or the local coop. You can spot them at the local farmers market on the weekends getting there organic produce and putting it in their reusable bags. To them, Lunchables are unheard of and rap music is terrifying.

Mom, the wax cheese people at school made fun of my Cheeze-it’z because they aren’t organic.

by CrackHead K December 14, 2019