Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.
Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you
by Crab staggums December 08, 2019
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Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
by Crab staggums December 08, 2019
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