Cpt. Swashbucklemonkey's definitions

Splorgathed

An addiction that you have a handle on so it doesn't mess up your life

Joe was splorgathed to adderall for a while, but he quit before it because a hardcore addiction and fucked up his life.

Mark started out splorgathed to meth, but now he's such a tweaker.

It seems like everyone in America is splorgathed to caffeine.

by Cpt. Swashbucklemonkey October 11, 2009