Definitions by Cozone mister

Cozone Cataclysm

When you are covertly fingering two girls simultaneously in the same bed, but the two girls don’t know you are fingering the other girl, and one girl is giving you an under-the-pants handjob (UTPHJ). The geometry of your position models the molecular geometry of an Ozone molecule, with 1 double bond being the reciprocal masturbation and one single bond being the fingering of the other girl. The morning after is a true social cataclysm as all hell breaks loose.

Yo, bro, I got caught running a Cozone Cataclysm last night. Now my girlfriend won’t talk to me.

Cozone Cataclysm by Cozone mister November 2, 2026