Courtesy of Mahwah, NJ 07430's definitions

Lorna Doone

The name given to the cookie of shortbread by the Nabisco masterminds. Later, this name (Lorna) was given to Lauren of Mahwah, New Jersey courtesy of Sigmundo of Clifton, New Jersey. Lastly, Doone was a later addition to Lauren's new pen name given by a close friend, to presently refer to Lauren as "Lorna Doone"

Lorna Doone is a coooon.

by Courtesy of Mahwah, NJ 07430 June 8, 2004

Mahwah

A suburban New Jersey town north-west of Manhattan, filled with Brae children who smell of the stench of infesting maggots and feces. *Also see Brae.

"Here today, gone to Mahwah" (Fuckin stupit idiots).

by Courtesy of Mahwah, NJ 07430 June 8, 2004

Beast

A coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded fellow: AKA THE WILLIAMS SISTERS, (SERENA & VENUS).

That's one fucken beast if I ever saw one; looks beastly like the Williams Sisters if ya ask me!

by Courtesy of Mahwah, NJ 07430 June 8, 2004