2 definitions by Cotton Picker 69/420

butt golfing

You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.

Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 January 11, 2016

nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 January 11, 2016