Corporate Monk3y's definitions

Chocolate Sauce

noun

Semen from an African American, especially when ejaculated into or onto a Caucasian. Adds a little flavor.

Jamal: What's good, playa? I saw you leave the party with that white girl last night.

Terrell: Hell yeah, I dribbled chocolate sauce all over that plain vanilla ice cream. That shit was bangin'.

by Corporate Monk3y October 20, 2010

baby racist

Sure, we are all happy for our friends' new arrivals. They post pics on Facebook, and we Like them. A pic or two is cool, but not fucking 325 of them. The endless fountain of babies splattering all over my Facebook feed like a money shot makes me want to vomit. Fine, I'll admit it: they all look the same, and I'm a baby racist.

What the hell, I can't tell babies apart anymore--they all like same. I must be a baby racist.

by Corporate Monk3y September 16, 2011