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Swimultaneous
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Trying to stay in your swimlane, but other
people
aren
't doing their
work
so you have to be in multiple lanes at once.
Jerry
refuses to do his fucking
job
so I
have to
be swimultaneous again!
Swimultaneous
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Corporate Dumbass
August 16, 2025
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