1 definition by Corbin Heather
you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"
random person: "some one smells like b.o."
patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"
heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"
patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"
patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"
heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"
patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"
by Corbin Heather September 20, 2007