Coont 's definitions

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

spaghed

Slur for Italian Americans. Just shut the fuck up.

Oh do you see that really loud Italian American over there talking about their Nonna?
Yeah I fucking hate spagheds.

by Coont November 27, 2020