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condom

long shaped ballon, fits over penis to prevent sperm from going into egg. Also the thing that ripped during your parents' "fun time" and the cause of your existance
daddy: Damn, my condom ripped!
mommy: Shit! i dont want a baby!
by Condom Vender February 25, 2004
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