Concerned employee 's definitions

pto pneumonia

Pneumonia that happens suddenly when you no longer have PTO hours, but have sick days remaining. Can last for weeks at a time, however always sequential spawning from initial call out. Frequently occurring during peak times (winter holidays, football season, spring holidays, summer holidays)

They have been out sick for a while. Oh yeah, they have PTO Pneumonia.

by Concerned employee November 10, 2019