Competitive Masturbation's definitions

SDIYBT

An abbreviation of “Start digging in yo butt, twin”, specifically coming from a YouTube video where robot SpongeBob said the phrase (insert some sort of potentially overused “HE SAID IT!” joke here)

Plankton: I command you to make me a Krabby Patty!
Robo-SpongeBob: poor imitation of clanker noises SDIYBT
Plankton: what? WHAT!?
Robo-Spongebob: it means poor imitation of clanker noises Start diggin in yo butt, twin
Plankton: oh ok, wait what!? WHAT!?

by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025

Glazing

The act of sucking up to, idolizing, or otherwise entirely praising someone. Synonymous with meatriding, and dickriding

Person 1: dude did you read the Invincible comic where Conquest goes back to Thragg?
Person 2: yeah, what did he say exactly?
Person 1: “forgive me sire, for I have failed you my liege”
Person 2: wow, two honorifics in one sentence, the glazing is immaculate!

by Competitive Masturbation September 7, 2025

Third Party Thinker

A derogatory slur for the type of sorry, uncreative cunt who constantly uses ChatGPT for the most simple questions that don’t require you to summon Einstein’s ghost with a Ouija Board. This word is a synonym of “Promptstitute”

Person 1: hey, what’s 9(18-62)?
Person 2: let me ask ChatGPT
Person 1: show your work you third party thinker! You ain’t that fucking smart to show your work on paper with a calculator!? Man fuck you!

by Competitive Masturbation September 6, 2025