Definitions by Common Misconceiver

Pseudo-boner 

An occurrence when your pants or shirt cause an unflattering bulge to appear, giving all who look at you the impression that you are slightly aroused.

Guy #1: Whoa, man! She's hot but not that hot.

Guy #2: No bro, its just a pseudo-boner.

Guy #1: Oh, okay then. (awkward silence)

Pseudo-boner by Common Misconceiver May 23, 2009