Definitions by Commissioner Bumhead

turtle head

The head of a turtle.

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."

turtle head by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005

plop 

What you're eating right now.

You: "I am eating a human plop."

plop by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005

afl 

36 grown men wrestling in the mud whilst wearing short shorts. There are 73 balls in play.

They are cheered on by drunken homosexuals and perverted old women.

"AFL is the male version of hot oil wrestling."

afl by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005