Commissioner Bumhead's definitions

turtle head

The head of a turtle.

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."

by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005

plop

What you're eating right now.

You: "I am eating a human plop."

by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005

afl

36 grown men wrestling in the mud whilst wearing short shorts. There are 73 balls in play.

They are cheered on by drunken homosexuals and perverted old women.

"AFL is the male version of hot oil wrestling."

by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005