Commander Shiftain's definitions

Dad Dick

Upon witnessing a live vaginal birth of your first child and seeing the mangled mess that is the vagina you’re married to your brain triggers a rush of blood to your dick instantly increasing the size and girth up to 200%. In other words, C-sections have been effectively shrinking Dad Dicks since the late 80s early 90s.

Look at that dudes fat hog. He must be a father.

Dad dicks are just bigger. It’s science

by Commander Shiftain August 28, 2019