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Before or after intcourse, you insert a spoon into a girls asshole, and scoop out the poop. Then you take avacadoes and make guacamole with the shit. Once you make it, one of you eats it and get into the piledriver position, and puke it onto a palatapus
Me and Jolene did a green piledriver last night.
by Command And Cocker June 15, 2010
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