Come on meow's definitions

Irish Decade

However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation

Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "

Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"

Irishman" Whadya like!"

by Come on meow January 13, 2017

???????????

11 Question marks at the end of a sentence implies a level of insincerity beyond any level of expectation of a courteous response. The use of ??????????? essentially can be compared to a challenge to fight.

Did your service animal seriously just jump up on the mantle and smash the urn containing my fathers ashes ???????????

by Come on meow March 19, 2024

Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

by Come on meow November 23, 2014