Come on meow's definitions

Ardmore

Old Irish/Gaelic word meaning skidmark.

On my way from Oklahoma City to Dallas I made an Ardmore stop. I cant get the smell out of my nose. I think I have VD even though I didn't have sex. And I'm a grandparent now ? What in the fuck...

by Come on meow December 19, 2016

easy slapper

Someone with whom any sexual act can be accomplished without measures. A friend of the highest esteem.

I needed to cum in someone's mouth who would swallow and Sarah was the easy slapper who rescued my evening. BLESS HER HEART.

by Come on meow January 11, 2017

Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute

Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.

by Come on meow November 23, 2014